It's day five of the Occupy North Pole movement and tensions have increased with disturbing reports of excessive force by the Polar Bear Police Department. The most shocking report to emerge thus far pertains to a group of elf apprentices who had peacefully assembled on Candy Cane Lane. Disturbing images from the scene show the Polar Bear Police department casually and deliberately using peppermint spray on these unarmed protestors.

Despite growing outrage over the conduct of the Polar Bear Police Department, Santa has yet to release an official statement and refuses to meet with us. Those with inside knowledge of Santa’s workshop say Santa is keeping an active list of protestors he has deemed “naughty” and may soon call for the removal of all makeshift igloos and gingerbread houses from his property.